Freedom Ranger "Silkie" Shorts - Made in the USA Size:X-Large The Patriot Provisions Americana tee

The Patriot Provisions Americana tee is a favorite

With subdued custom loop stitch embroidery

Clear plastic lid with drink slide (opening will fit a straw

available in two options:

Whether you're svelte or you're rocking the solid Dad Bod (which one could argue is the new svelte

Freedom Ranger "Silkie" Shorts - Made in the USA Size:X-Large The Patriot Provisions Americana teeStar and Stripes, Baby! This is what freedom looks like, my friends. You're pretty much going to be running down the street singing the National Anthem. Don't be surprised if random women (or men) chase you down and try to tackle you. These things happen when you're out doing Merica' things. The best part is, the interior liner will keep your baby maker from falling out the bottom of the shorts. Thats when things turn weird, like that one weird uncle.