Asethia the Whatsamacallit, Size Small (Medium Firmness) Crime Scene Special Coloration Malikye not today at least

not today at least

for these were old lands

5 inch circumference at widest point of shaft

many seconds on her visits here

trumpeting and spilling food

Asethia the Whatsamacallit, Size Small (Medium Firmness) Crime Scene Special Coloration Malikye not today at leastThe villages feared her. Those that traveled too close told stories of her. The wind whispered her praises and the earth hissed her nightmarish tales. Not a soul set foot near those fated caverns she was said to lurk within. Some were tempted by the treasures deep within the bellies of the caves that were foretold to exist therebut those that ventured into the mouths of those deep holesnever returned. She had a name sometimes, said beneath hushed