Gen X - Raised on Hose Water and Neglect Size:3XL you’re just here for belly

you’re just here for belly rubs and treats❤️ Great for dog parents

Ideal for coffee lovers

Featuring a bold paw print and “Do Not Pet” warning (for you

this tee says it all — the dad jokes are inevitable

and canine caretakers🚫 "Do Not Pet" because you're working — on keeping your dog happy

Gen X - Raised on Hose Water and Neglect Size:3XL you’re just here for bellyAh, Gen X. The latchkey legends. The dont come home until the streetlights are on survivors. This shirt is a love letter to the toughest generation the one raised on rusty hose water, Saturday morning cartoons, and just enough emotional neglect to build character. It's retro, it's raw, and its ridiculously accurate. Groovy vintage font & stripes No participation trophies included Guaranteed to trigger Millennials and confuse Gen Z Wear it proudly, you