Fuck Around and Find Out Sign — Carved Wood Warning Sign Housewarming Gift grounding tone for your quiet

grounding tone for your quiet moments

but breathable enough so you don't overheat when the heater is cranked up inside

Every word is CNC-carved directly into the wood

The Gag Gift That Actually Survives the Party

Pair it with our other carved kitchen and coffee signs to finish the wall

Fuck Around and Find Out Sign — Carved Wood Warning Sign Housewarming Gift grounding tone for your quietFuck Around and Find Out Say It Once, In Solid Wood Some rules need a paragraph. This one needs six words. The Fuck Around and Find Out sign is the shortest complete warning ever written cause, effect, and consequences, carved deep into solid wood and hung where everyone can read the policy for themselves. Carved, Not Printed The letters are CNC carved into solid Kentucky pine or poplar, then hand stained and sealed. That matters for a sign like this: