Ruck's Cursed Statue, Size Onesize (Soft Firmness) Upper Jaw hulking shadow of a creature

hulking shadow of a creature sat on its’ haunches next to her

Upper Jaw circumference: 2

the beast who has no form

She’s long and lean as she makes herself known

We will be adding more Shrunken Dicks to our collection as it grows

Ruck's Cursed Statue, Size Onesize (Soft Firmness) Upper Jaw hulking shadow of a creatureThese small tokens rattle and jingle inside the old burlap pack slung over the Kudus shoulder. They are little things, carved from precious stones. But dont let their size and calm expressions fool you, they carry curses that come in many shapes and sizes. Some cause it to rain in very short bursts, only when youve not remembered to bring an umbrella. Others curse you to never be able to find your left sock. Annoying little things really. And so she