House Plants and Their Fucked-Up Thoughts By Carlyle Christoff BK MERCH 5" x 7” x 2

5" x 7” x 2

oversized statement piece made from 100% natural cotton and fully woven—never screenprinted—for rich detail and lasting quality

Length 18"

94% Tencel / 6% Spandex

this is not a step-by-step guide or a theology textbook

House Plants and Their Fucked-Up Thoughts By Carlyle Christoff BK MERCH 5" x 7” x 2Discover the cheeky musings of your houseplants in this quirky little gift booka delightful treat for plant enthusiasts who've ever felt those leafy side eyes from their green companions. Have you ever wondered if your houseplants are silently judging you? Maybe you think you and your leafy companions are happily cohabitating. Maybe you bought them on a whim and forgot to water them for a week. Or maybe things are a little more twisted. Houseplants