Rod of Spanking [Unhinged] Dakkon Set: Theros Beyond Death Prerelease

Set: Theros Beyond Death Prerelease Promos Type: Legendary Enchantment Creature — God Rarity: Mythic Cost: {4}{R} Indestructible

Set: Secret Lair: From Cute to Brute Type: Artifact — Equipment // Land Rarity: Rare When Dowsing Dagger enters the battlefield

• Untap that land

Set: The Lord of the Rings: Tales of Middle-Earth Commander Type: Land Rarity: Mythic {2}

• You lose X life

Rod of Spanking [Unhinged] Dakkon Set: Theros Beyond Death PrereleaseSet: Unhinged Type: Artifact Rarity: Uncommon Cost: {1} {2}, {T}: Rod of Spanking deals 1 damage to target player. Then untap Rod of Spanking unless that player says "Thank you, sir. May I have another?" Minutes before the campus watch busted pledge week at the Alpha Beta Unlimited house . . .