I Am Older Than The Internet Size:3XL But a trillion dollars

But a trillion dollars

and the fabric matters

“always” is a big word

🧼 Care Instructions: • Turn inside out before washing • Machine wash cold with like colors • Tumble dry low or hang dry like your mom used to • Do not iron the design unless you want regrets

🍺 Ideal for underachievers

I Am Older Than The Internet Size:3XL But a trillion dollarsDid we mention that shipping in USA is FREE! Kids today will never understand the struggle. If you wanted to talk to somebody across town, you called them. If you wanted directions, you got lost first. If you wanted to know something, you either looked it up in a giant encyclopedia or argued about it for twenty years without ever finding the answer. This shirt is for the proud survivors of a time before Wi Fi, smartphones, social media, streaming