Don’t Be a Twatwaffle Tee Rattletrap 1776 and unmistakably American — it’s

and unmistakably American — it’s equal parts charm and backbone

Founded in 1776

it’s a respectful nod to where the nation began—and how far it’s come

They’re the loudest and most obnoxious finger pointers on the planet

and History

Don’t Be a Twatwaffle Tee Rattletrap 1776 and unmistakably American — it’sSome days just call for a little public service announcement. The Dont Be a Twatwaffle tee says what everyones thinking bold, unapologetic, and straight to the point. Whether youre rocking it at the bar, the cookout, or just out running errands, this shirt guarantees double takes and knowing laughs. This isnt just a shirt its a reminder. Keep it simple. Keep it funny. And above all dont be a twatwaffle.