I Don't Need Sex Color:Heather Navy but honesty counts for something

but honesty counts for something

or simply appreciate a joke that rewards people for paying attention

sitting on the porch

Government agencies

and anyone who's ever found themselves saying the exact same thing for the fifteenth time while watching someone ignore it with Olympic-level dedication

I Don't Need Sex Color:Heather Navy but honesty counts for somethingDid we mention that shipping in USA is FREE! Some folks are spending a fortune chasing romance, buying flowers, planning date nights, and trying to impress people. Meanwhile, this guy discovered a much more efficient system. Why bother when the government has already committed to the job full time? Equal parts political commentary, taxpayer therapy, and old fashioned smartassery, this shirt is guaranteed to get laughs, eye rolls, and the occasional