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"Fucking Alarm" Alarm Clock gag gift You slap on a tieMeet the Retro Fucking Alarm Clock the only timepiece that perfectly matches the rage you feel when it goes off. Instead of numbers, the clock face simply screams FUCKING ALARM, because honestly, what else do you need to know at 6 a. m.? Styled like a classic retro alarm clock, its got all the charm of vintage design with all the honesty of your inner morning monologue. No confusing hands, no subtletyjust a blunt reminder that yes, its time to get up,