My Dog’s Shits Are Bigger Than Most People’s Dogs Funny Dog Owner T-Shirt Color:Brown Some people want to be

Some people want to be heard

the harder the chains seem to pull

For decades

a cocktail in one paw and a fat cigar in the other… somehow relaxing in the frozen Arctic like he owns the place

and a grin that says you’re about to get into trouble

My Dog’s Shits Are Bigger Than Most People’s Dogs Funny Dog Owner T-Shirt Color:Brown Some people want to beDid we mention that shipping in USA is FREE! Some people own tiny little purse dogs that produce delicate little decorative rabbit pellets. Meanwhile, your four legged beast walks into the yard like hes reporting for demolition duty. This gloriously stupid dog owner shirt celebrates the proud reality of owning a canine capable of dropping a pile that requires structural engineering permits and emotional preparation. Loud, dumb, juvenile, and