Broccoli Is Trying to Kill Me Steven L. Hopp a new teacher with a

a new teacher with a personality like poisoned honey

When he’s discovered by the condescending and brilliant apprentice Ramsay Thorne

and sports

and mostly she leaves it

pushing herself and her poetry in a beautiful and impressive way

Broccoli Is Trying to Kill Me Steven L. Hopp a new teacher with aIts one girl against an army of vegetables in this hilariously hyperbolic picture book about our leafy green (and red, orange, purple, and yellow) frenemies. Grownups say theyre harmless, but kids know the truth: vegetables are dangerous! Deep in the dark of the refrigerator, they make their devious plans. Spinach will try to smother you. The radishes are ready to rumble. The kale is clutching cutlery. And of all the evil veggies, broccoli is the