If stocks are correctly priced, they should on average give back what they cost: their intrinsic value
In this case, the Alchemist allows all of your Zombies that connect to mill opponents
Getting a card, then repeated loots, is plenty of value from a creature youre often paying for
The first is by playing cards that will reduce the indestructible creatures toughness to zero using negative counters, and the second way is to use spells that exile the card
It is probably a better alternative to Scrap Mastery for a Welder deck should they be able to find double white
Commanding Conclusion Guardian Project | Illustration by Mirko Failoni This Fynn, the Fangbearer EDH deck may be filled with small creatures, but they pack a big punch