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A good early removal spell that doubles as a discard outlet is a pretty good rate, even at sorcery speed and with the restriction that you discard an instant or sorcery

Different cards will tug at different parts of players nostalgia

In an enchantress deck, she's regularly a 6/6 or 7/7 by the time she attacks, which gives you a backup win condition on a card that's already pulling its weight as a draw engine

If all of this sounds completely insane, it's because it is and is likely what led to Double or Nothing getting hit on the taboo list

If he were on Earth, hed definitely have an alpha male podcast where he sells listeners on his Armor, his Filter, his Fun House, his Hot Tub, his Incubator, and all his other stuff